ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND IN PATIENT'S MEDICAL CHARTS
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1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. (talagang sasakit yan kung 1 year syang nasa left side!)
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2. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. (ano?? biglang nawala tuhod nya?)
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3. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. (tinanong mo yun??)
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4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
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5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. (kasalanan mo siguro!)
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6. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. (without permission to ano?? to live??)
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7. The patient refused autopsy. (pano yun mkkarefuse eh patay na cya??)
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8. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
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9. She is numb from her toes down. (ngek?)
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10. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. (ginawang porn star daw ba???)
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11. The skin was moist and dry. (ano daw???! moist na dry??!)
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12. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
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13. Patient was alert and unresponsive. (pano naging alert yan kung unresponsive??)
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14. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. (nasa pwet nga ba ang thryroid??)
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15. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce. (so maganda pala ang naidulot ng divorce?)
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16. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. (ayus ah, pwede pala makita sa lab yan??)
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17. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead. (ano daw?)
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18. Skin: somewhat pale but present. (!)
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19. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
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