13 UNFRIENDLY Advices On Friendster

ONE
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it
& stop using cute nicknames.
The captions under your picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

TWO
To the people who have like
over 25,000 friends, are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with
that many friends.
You're just stupid. Go play in traffic.

THREE
If you're real pretty, dont approve all
friends request
and bitching later on how u hate getting
stupid comments & messages.
You're the one who approved them in the
1st place!!
Be realistic on what u're getting into!!

FOUR
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were, you wouldn't post
them.

FIVE
Stop posing like a japanese girl if you
don't hav da cute look!
It makes ppl think, "She doesn't
have a mirror or what??"
For guys, Don't make those bubble cheek
and poke it with a finger!
COME ON DUDE! YOU ARE A
GUY DAMN IT!!!

SIX
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on
them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

SEVEN
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
10 different ways.

EIGHT
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or
message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

NINE
Little 6th graders who have Friendster
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.

TEN
If you want to SignOut.
Dont post it in the bulletin and try to tell
everyone.
You're not taking the world with you.
Just go close the damn browser.

ELEVEN
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Friendster that reads
bulletins.

TWELVE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through
people's brains
(if they have them).

THIRTEEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says
something like
"repost this within 100 seconds or you'll
die tonite!!,"
IT'S NOT REAL!!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!